Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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