What a fucking waste of an outfit
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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