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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!

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  I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.

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  It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?

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  Is your card paying for my plan b?

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?

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• (650): View more from California

  And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday

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  FREEDOM

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  I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.

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