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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?