Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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