He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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