Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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