I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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