I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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