ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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