the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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