Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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