God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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