I hate your face
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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