I think I died a long time ago.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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