OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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