Where is the hickey?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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