Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So. Much. Porn.
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