I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this will be a night to untag.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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