Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
