We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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