I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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