the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize