his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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