I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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