Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
