Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
It's blow job season.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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