my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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