apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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