NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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