well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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