I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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