never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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