Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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