he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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