before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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