So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
