I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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