We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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