$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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