is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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