does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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