everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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