I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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