I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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