dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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