i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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