I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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