Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You did what with his pubic hair?
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