Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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