Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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