How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dignity is for republicans.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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