my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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