Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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