Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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