If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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