How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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